That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
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she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
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Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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