The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
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That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
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His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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