dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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