I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
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I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
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He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize