Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
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Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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