Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
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How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
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That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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