He is such a slut. More and more my type.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
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He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
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If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
It all started with a game of naked twister.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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