Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
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sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
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Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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