how can u be prego again
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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