redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
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WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
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I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
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