Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
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this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
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Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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