I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
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She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
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I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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