I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
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Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
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I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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