if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
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LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
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Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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