apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
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You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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