she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I wish i was in the wii world.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
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she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
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I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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