Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
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He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
We don't watch enough power rangers
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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