You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
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As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
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I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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