I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
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Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
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"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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