oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
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Holy sore nipples Batman
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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