when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
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we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
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Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
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