Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
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I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
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Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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