I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
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What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
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I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I would ride that face into the sunset
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