he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
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Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
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It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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