So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
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I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
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No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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