Say something about gay babies.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
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When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
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I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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