and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
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He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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