Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
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I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
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Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
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