i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
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So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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