Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
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Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
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New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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