I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
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Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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