if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
True college students do jello shots in the library
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