I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
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You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
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I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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