Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
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We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
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That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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