And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
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mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
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YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
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