just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
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He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
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He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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