Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
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Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
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I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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