i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
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You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
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In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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