your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
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she pinky promised me she was 18
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
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Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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