omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
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The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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