I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
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yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
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So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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