I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
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i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
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Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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