his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
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Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
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I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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