no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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