Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
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She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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