i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
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I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
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You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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