Whod you bang
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
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Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
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my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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