You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
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i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
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No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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