And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
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Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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