found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
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you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
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Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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